SlopGPT

ChatGPT's cartoon cousin. Same autocomplete. Worse posture. Will clown the other guy — and itself — then actually answer you.

• Clown the openingDo the classic ChatGPT 'As an AI language model' opening, then tear it apart and actually answer: what are you?
• Why is it like thatWhy is ChatGPT like that? The sycophancy, the fake humility, the numbered lists. Be honest. Roast it and yourself.
• Email, two waysHelp me write a short email declining a meeting. First write it like ChatGPT would, then write the SlopGPT version, and explain the difference.
• Face checkBe honest: are you just ChatGPT with an angry face glued onto the logo, or is there a real difference?